je suis a toi
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I love you, and when I awake in the morning I use my intelligence to discover more ways of appreciating you.

finefools:

‘am i right ladies’ is the best way to end any text post am i right ladies 

zackisontumblr:

my milkshake brings all the boys to the yard and I’m like this is a private residence if you don’t leave I will call the police

saucybacon:

my homework strategy is called “leaving it till 2am and then crying”

(Source: helwolf)

tupacabra:

read this if ur gay ahahaHAHAHAHA IT’S TOO LATE WELCOME FRIEND

shavingryansprivates:

it’s really tough being a self-loathing narcissist

Tell me, does it hurt your chest when you think of me with someone else?

(Source: loveyourchaos)