je suis a toi
I love you, and when I awake in the morning I use my intelligence to discover more ways of appreciating you.


‘am i right ladies’ is the best way to end any text post am i right ladies 


my milkshake brings all the boys to the yard and I’m like this is a private residence if you don’t leave I will call the police


my homework strategy is called “leaving it till 2am and then crying”

(Source: helwolf)


read this if ur gay ahahaHAHAHAHA IT’S TOO LATE WELCOME FRIEND


it’s really tough being a self-loathing narcissist

Tell me, does it hurt your chest when you think of me with someone else?

(Source: loveyourchaos)